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You know you've been in college too long when...

• You consider McDonald's "real food"
• You actually like doing laundry at home
• 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends
• It starts getting late on the weeknights
• Two miles is not too far to walk for a party
• You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it
• You'd rather clean than study
• "Oh f**k how did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a night
• Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal
• Computer Solitaire is more than a game it's a way of life
• You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps
• You know the pizza boy by name
• You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark
• You live for getting mail (email included)
• Looking out the window is a form of entertainment
• Prank phone calls become funny again
• It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on
• World War III could take place and you'd be clueless
• You start thinking and sounding like your roommate
• Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth
• Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime
• You find out milk crates had so many uses
• Wal-mart is the coolest store
• The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday, (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday night)
• You are sitting around making lists about how you know you've been in college too long