Pick-Up Lines
Compiled by/\lly
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Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
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Would you like to watch the sunrise together?
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If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
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I saw your picture in the dictionary today...next to the word 'beautiful'.
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What's your sign?
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- Is your daddy a thief?
- No.
- Then who stole those diamonds and put them in your eyes?
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Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
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Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
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If you got those eyes from your mother, I know why your dad married her.
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You know, you're very easy on the eyes.
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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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(At an engineering school luncheon)
He: Your eyes are emitting magnetic fields.
She: Oh, and how do magnetic fields feel?
He: Attractive...
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Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
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Ya know, that wine really brings out the bloodshot in your eyes.
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No wonder the sky is so gray today, all the blue is in your eyes.
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Guy goes up to a girl, licks his finger, touches her on
the shoulder, and then touches himself (all this while
she is watching him) and says:
"How about you and I get out of these wet clothes?"
It worked for him... :-)
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Here's your chance to get to know me.
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Don't you know me from somewhere?
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You don't know me, but you'd really like to.
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Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
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If we're not related, I'd like to be.
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Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
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Say, wasn't I blissfully married to you once?
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Excuse me, but weren't you Shirley MacLaine in a past life?
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Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life?
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Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?
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Wasn't it you who pinched me in the third grade?
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I had a friend who used to hand out calling cards which said:
then watch the victim try to hold back her smile...
Or he had cards that said:
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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
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Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
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Were you just smiling at me from across the room, or do I have my contacts in wrong?
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There's an aura about you that's hidden and I want to bring that aura out.
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She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy?
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Woman: Excuse me, do you have the time?
Man: Do you have the place in mind?
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So, howzabout the two of us going back to my place and you run your fingers through the hair on my back?
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My friends are leaving, but I'd love it if you gave me a reason to stay.
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There's a fire back at my place. Would you like to go get warm?
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Bond. James Bond.
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The spy agency has sent me here to save you. Take my hand and come with me.
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A friend of mine who walked up to a young lady in a club and simply asked, "Are you ready to go home now?" She smiled a bit, stood up, and they left together.