Pick-Up Lines
Compiled by/\lly
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Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Congressional Medal of Honor? or Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
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Do you sleep on your stomach?
No.
Can I?
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If you spot a girl waiting in a restaurant/theater/club for someone, go up to her and say...
If he doesn't show up, I'll be right over here.
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If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
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I bet you've caused a lot of bar brawls.
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There's something about you that I like. I just can't put my finger on it.
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God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
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Be unique and different, say yes.
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Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
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I'm really sorry about Al. It was a lovely funeral. You look ravishing in black, did you know that? What you need now is a nice backrub. Are the straps too tight, darling? How tragic. How very, very tragic.
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Gosh, I loved your movie!
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May I have your autograph?
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Excuse me, do you live around here often?
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Is it just me, or does everyone here seem to have a pick-up line?
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You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book... So what's
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One pickup line that might get a laugh, if nothing else, is:
Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
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Hypothetically, what pickup lines are effective with a person like you?
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You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line.
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I'm not picking you up. I've picked you out.
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What would it take for a guy like me to go out with a girl like you?
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Hey babe, did you know I'm on the Harvard Mailing List?
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What's your sign?
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And a subtle approach:
- Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose.
- What?
(reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP. (If she laughs, she's yours; if she looks at you funny, apologize.)
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Whatever you do, don't ever cut that silky hair of yours!
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I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
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You smell delicious!
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May I end this sentence with a proposition?
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Want to see my stamp collection?
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Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
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Actually, ma'am, ah'm not as tall as you think. Ah'm from Taixus, and ah'm sittin' on mah wallet.
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Stare at a guy/girl for a long time, and when he/she notices for the second or third time, go up to him/her and say...
I'm sorry for staring at you, but you look very much like someone I used to date.
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Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
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Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
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Excuse me for staring at you, but I just love the view.
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Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
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Excuse me, do you have change for a $100 bill?
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When is our wedding date?
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Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
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He: What was that?
She: What was what?
He: That sound.
She: I didn't hear anything.
He: It was the sound of my heart breaking.
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- Excuse me, can you give me directions?
- To where?
- To your heart.
