Pick-Up Lines

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I must be in heaven, because you're an angel.

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You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.

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I would say that I'm in love with you, but you'd think I'm trying to pull a fast one.

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Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

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Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall...I'm sitting on my wallet."

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May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?

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I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

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He: You're gorgeous. I'd really love to invite you out sometime.
She: No, thanks.
He: Aw, c'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...

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You look familiar. Aren't you that girl that keeps appearing in my dreams?

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So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams!

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What's your name, so I'll know who I'll be dreaming about tonight?

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- Excuse me, do you have a quarter I can borrow?
- What for?
- I told my mother that I would call her when I fell in love with the girl of my dreams! or I want to call your mother and thank her for having such a gorgeous child!

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Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.

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You know, my mother says you have the smoothest complexion of anyone she knows.

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You look just like my mother.

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You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

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Looking at you makes my hospital beeper start to vibrate.

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Boy, it sure is hot and stuffy in here. Would you like to take a cold shower?

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You are hot stuff!

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Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

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Is there a fire in here or we just standing too close together?

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Was that you, or did the earth just move?

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Is it cold outside, or are you just smuggling tic-tacs?

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Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.

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So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men/women excited and warm all over?

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You remind me of bacon, the way you sizzle.

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Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue/G.Q.?

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Didn't I see you in the latest beauty pageant?

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So how many years in a row were you the beauty queen?

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So, how will I ever get to see you again?

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Is is possible that we might see each other again soon?

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I'm no good at opening lines so why don't we pretend we know each other.

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Hi. Do you come here often? (Say it to a waitress that you find attractive.)

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- Was you father an alien?
- No, why?
- Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

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Which is easier? Getting into those tight pants or getting out of them?

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I think you would look especially beautiful with your eyes closed (dramatic pause) in my bed

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You have such beautiful long blonde hair, it would look lovely spread across my pillow.

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Do you know that your hair and my pillow are perfectly color-coordinated?

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I've been noticing you not noticing me.

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Did I just notice you checking me out, or did my ego flare up again?