Readers' Pick-Up lines

Submit your pickup line.

-==- Stephani Helms (1997/2/11) -==-

guy to a girl: ya know, I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

hey baby, will you be my buffet, so I can lay you out on a table and take what I want?

You have the nicest teeth I've ever come across.

You're making my mouth water and my teeth sweat.

-==- Matt Shult (1997/2/20) -==-

Do you have space underware on?
No, why?
Because your ass is out of this world!

Hi. Are you legal?

-==- Sarah Fuqua (1997/4/11) -==-

A friend of mine was at a party and she asked a guy to dance. When he turned her down, she simply said, "Well, somebody told me your breath smelled bad, and I was going to smell for myself."

-==- DancerBJM (1997/4/20) -==-

Hi, that outfit looks really good on you, but it would look even better crumpled up in the corner of my room.

-==- Electronic Information Network Patron (1997/4/23) -==-

Would you mind if my dog watches?

-==- Rachel (1997/4/23) -==-

He:If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
She:If I could see you naked I'd die laughing.

-==- Coyotes88 (1997/4/24) -==-

i forget my phone number so can i have yours??

-==- Ben (1997/6/22) -==-

Here is a good pick up line that you don't have.

get the attention of the girl that you want to pick up, raise one finger and wave her over. she comes over and says "What" you say "if i can make you come with one finger, imagine what i can do with two"

-==- Molekh (1997/6/22) -==-

1) I'm in a band.
2) There's a party in my pants!
3) There's a party in your shoes and your pants are invited on down!
4) Let's fuck.
5) (take off your clothes)
6) Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!
7) I'm gay.

-==- Chris Damlo (1997/6/26) -==-

Is your name Gillete, because you're the best a man can get.

-==- Amy Rothstein (1997/6/26) -==-

I didn't get this one out in time, but now you're giving me the chance!! It happened in the 1970s; I've been waiting.

He: My friend wants a blow-job.
She: So give him one.

-==- Ashley (1997/7/27) -==-

Hey I have a few more that you can add to your lists if you like them!

Male drops to the floor at the feet of a woman and says, "I always bow to the feet of an angel."

You make me melt like butter on toast!

I scored that goal for you!

Milk does a body good, but damn boy/girl, how much you been drinking?

I didn't know angels flew so close to the ground!

-==- Margbham (1997/7/30) -==-

(as if already involved in conversation)
So there I am battery cables hooked to my nipples..... ooow your not who I was talking to before are you. My name is ______

-==- Pummpkin (1997/7/31) -==-

He: So what's your sign?
She: Exit, so why don't you.

-==- Roger (1997/8/10) -==-

hey baby, whats your sigh??
STOP!

-==- LUV2TLK00 (1997/8/12) -==-

This line was used on me in a line at the supermarket, bitting my tounge was the only thing could do to stop myself from laughing in this guys face.

"Fuck me if I am wrong, but I think you want to kiss me."

-==- matthew nault (1997/8/21) -==-

I know milk does a body good, but damm!... How much milk are you drinking?

-==- JW (1997/9/13) -==-

He:Can i please have the real thing, our should i go spank my monkey again?
She:You wont get anything out of me, but i know your garden boy enjoys you.

-==- G8t0rs (1997/9/23) -==-

my friends and i enjoyed your pick-up lines. They were very amusing. Here is another one for your collection:

-==- Meq2 (1997/12/27) -==-

- Do you ever have sex with someone you've never met?
- NO
- Well let me introduce my self.

-==- Breze101 (1997/12/29) -==-

Walk up to some one and say, "There's a party in my pants at 6 after 9 and your invited."

-==- Rebjrjpso (1998/1/5) -==-

If you use a line and get the classic " not if you were the last man on earth " response,
you reply: "Baby - if I were the last man on earth...you wouldn't even make the line to get to me."

-==- austinp993 (1998/1/5) -==-

that shirt looks nice on you can i talk you out of it

-==- Wooddogg28 (1998/1/15) -==-

Man: What's your sign, baby?
Woman: Stop.

-==- BeeGee38 (1998/1/20) -==-

here's some more, by the way, you are the shit for getting all those lines and putting em down!

-==- Kristi Fessenden (1998/1/22) -==-

(Hide in the ladies restroom, and when someone opens the stall door say:) "Come here often?"

-==- Nanci98 (1998/1/23 -==-

here is another one if you don't have this one

-==- jerntar (1998/1/26) -==-

- do you like apples?
- yes.
- how bout i take you home for hot passionate sex, how do you like those apples?

-==- Amy Blain (1998/1/27) -==-

he:excuse me, but would you like to dance?
she:why yes,thank you.
he:well let me see if i can find someone that is willing to dance with you

-==- peoplea (1998/3/9) -==-

(in a noisy bar)

I ask you, Do you want to dance?
you say, No!
I say, What!
you say, No!!
I say, I can't hear you.
you say, No I don't want to dance.
I say, I don't want to dance, I said you look fat in those pants

-==- David or Scott Johnson (1998/4/2) -==-

-==- Angel47800 (1998/6/26) -==-

That dress is becoming on you but I guess if i were on you i would be cumming to!!!

-==- Christopher (1998/7/5) -==-

hi I have apick up line that you havent got.So here they are.

Guy says to girl "You have really nice legs but they would look alot better rapped around my waist.

Someone says "Do you do maths at school"
Victim "Yes"
Then say "Well then lets go back to my place subtract our clothes divide our legs and multiply"

-==- Jameswilki (1998/7/10) -==-

There's 263 bones in your body want one more

-==- Joey42NYC (1998/8/5) -==-

how about we go back to my place for some pizza and sex..... what? you don't like pizza?