| Womanspeak |
English |
| You want |
You want |
| We need |
I want |
| It's your decision |
The correct decision should be obvious by now. |
| Do what you want |
I need to complain |
| Sure... go ahead |
I don't want you to. |
| I'm not upset |
Of course I'm upset, you moron! |
| You're... so manly |
You need a shave and you sweat a lot. |
| You're certainly attentive tonight |
Is sex all you ever think about? |
| I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! |
I'm on my period. |
| Be romantic, turn out the lights |
I have flabby thighs. |
| This kitchen is so inconvenient |
I want a new house. |
| I want new curtains |
and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper... |
| I need wedding shoes |
the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white. |
| Hang the picture there |
NO, I mean hang it there! |
| I heard a noise |
I noticed you were almost asleep. |
| Do you love me? |
I'm going to ask for something expensive. |
| How much do you love me? |
I did something today you're really not going to like. |
| I'll be ready in a minute |
Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. |
| Is my butt fat? |
Tell me I'm beautiful. |
| You have to learn to communicate |
Just agree with me. |
| Are you listening to me!? |
[Too late, you're dead.] |
| Yes |
No |
| No |
No |
| Maybe |
No |
| I'm sorry |
You'll be sorry |
| Do you like this recipe? |
It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it. |
| Was that the baby? |
Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep. |
| I'm not yelling! |
Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. |
| All we're going to buy is a soap dish |
It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOD those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook? |
| "Can't we just be friends?" |
There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of his body touch any part of mine again. |
| "I just need some space." |
without you in it. |
| "Do I look fat in this dress?" |
We haven't had a fight in a while. |
| "No, pizza's fine." |
Cheap bastard! |
| "I just do not want a boyfriend now." |
I just don't want YOU as a boyfriend now. |
| "I don't know; what do you want to do?" |
I can't believe that you have nothing planned. |
| "Come here." |
My puppy does this too |
| "I like you, but ..." |
I don't like you. |
| "You never listen." |
You never listen. |
| "We're moving too quickly." |
I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend. |
| "I'll be ready in a minute." |
I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will. |
| "Oh, no, I will pay for myself." |
I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch. |
| "Oh YES!!! Right there!" |
Well, near there; I just want to get this over with |
| "I'm just going out with the girls." |
We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends. |
| "There's no one else." |
I am doing your brother. |
| "Size doesn't matter." |
unless I want an orgasm. |
