A Computer Prayer
Our Computer, who art in the secured and air-conditioned back-room,
Error-Free be Thy name.
Your day has come, Your will be done
On tape as well as print-out.
Give us this day our daily access
And delete our user errors
As we users forgive system errors made against us.
And lead us not into unauthorized hacking,
But deliver us spare parts via Federal Express,
For Thine is the fastest system
With the most bytes
And storage capacity forever and ever
